“Alcohol saved my marriage” — said no one ever.

Alcohol was actually a contributing factor to my parents’ divorce.

That being said there’s a new study out that basically says the couple that drinks together stays together.  The study says couples who drink the same amounts of alcohol are less likely to divorce than couples where one partner gets hammered regularly and the other rarely drinks.

Interestingly the highest divorce rate was found in couples where the woman was the heaviest drinker.

So, if alcohol is a problem in your marriage… instead of getting your spouse to drink less, maybe you should just match them and start drinking more as a pathway to marital bliss <– sarcasm!